Sunday, December 25, 2011

Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!

Merry Christmas everyone! Do I have to say good week everybody? Pish! I don’t care. All I know is that I am so excited about today mostly because I am sharing it with you my folks. I am going to be as irreverent as I want to be, I am going to write and probably break as many writing rules as I want to, because I don’t care! I have had the toughest and most depressing week. I have plenty of challenges still hounding me at my door but here’s the amazing thing. I have God! I have God who’s ALWAYS got my back, who never gives up on me no matter how stupid i get. He will flog me o, make no mistake, and it hurts when He does! But, with His other hand He wipes my tears and tells me it’s because He loves me and wants the very best for me; and i have always had the best, even when I’ve had little. I’m in a career i love so much, that feeds me. I haven’t done as many movies as my cotemporaries but the few I’ve done have given me a good name. I am not rich yet am very wealthy. I have a blog where I get to express myself and share with readers who love to read what I have to say. All this is a tip of the iceberg of what is to come. I have so much to look forward to I want to fly to the heavens. I couldn’t have asked for a better lesson to learn at this point in my life before I enter the incredible blessings that await me next year. In fact na una de celebrate Ekerisimesi (Christmas for the uninitiated). I don enter 2012 since yesterday! Make una dey dia!

First thing I’m going to do after getting rid of you guys is I’m going to pounce on a soundly sleeping Frieda. I love it when she wakes up startled – she likes sleeping on her tummy, hehehe- looks around confused, gives the lamest attempt at protesting – she’s the worst actress ever – settles in with a small smile and starts purring like a lazy cat as I start to intensify my administrations. Fly hands fly! Don’t worry folks, she did the same to me last night - I was asleep too! Fly hands fly!

After the expenditure I shall take a thirty minute nap, wake up, take a shower and begin to plot whose houses I’m going to raid. I will of course be putting the homes with the best of cooks at the top of my priority list. Only homes full of love and warmth but with not so adept culinary skills will top the former, however I will do my best to enjoin the latter to join forces with the former to make for a laudable success. And just so I don’t appear inconsiderate, I shall be armed with a bottle of wine for each household; a pretence of a fair exchange to mask the stealth predator that I am. I shall of course endeavour not to drive as i plan on being properly inebriated in the course of the night – safely ensconced among friends of course. Fly hands fl... oh heck!

Whoooo! That was fantastic! Sorry guys, couldn’t wait. Off now for my thirty minute slumber. Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year! Have a great year everyone!


  1. Errm Kalu pls make sure u have backup plan incase the chopping of too much food backfires and sends u 2 the REST ROOM!!hehe

  2. Am with you on that one about 'GOD".Don't you ever spoil that relationship with him.
    BTW who is Frieda? Your niece?

    Keep the movies coming and tell Nollywood folks that we their fans want them to stop copying the "west". They should dress Nigerin more. It took us a long time to get where we are now.

  3. I always enjoy your writing. Your sense of humor is great. I had a fun family day. Too much food and some wine too. Merry christmas and God's blessings. May we all finish out the year strong.Blessings in the new year.

  4. @all...biko join me as i eat spaggnoddle...u r young man;Are u getting spiritual on us eh?...well its good to acknowledge the ever present and silent sovereignty of God now and again...yesterday means a lot to different ppl...hey did i say merry Xmas?...well i v said it now! 'we' demand an apology for u saying dt u want to 'get rid of us!'....dats wude!.all in all...complements...

  5. You're enjoying o, :)

    Here's a great Christmas and wishing you a marvelous New year in advance.

  6. ...Your hands didnt fly before the 30minutes rest? Since you are already in 2012, I wish you a wonderful year.

  7. First time here and i'm loving it.

    That's God for you... he never lets his own down, even when you're going through the toughest challenge, he's got your back.

    It's going to be a great year. Happy new year!!!!

  8. Hi Kalu, this is the first of your blogs that i am reading and dare i say how impressed i am? I get a feel for who you are in the way you write. I definitely will be visiting your blog again. Here's wishing you a very Happy New Year filled with God's blessings and everything good. ciao

  9. Hi Kalu, this is the first time i am reading your blog and dare i say how impressed i am? one gets a feel for who you are through how you write. Sure will be back to read some more. Here's wishing you a very Happy New Year filled with God's blessings.

  10. Lovely, well planned out. But next year or rather this year I'll will take note where on your "priority list" I fall into.

  11. Happy new Year Kalu! Nice Blog.

  12. First time on this blog after listening to your interview with Emma Emerson.
    You are right, GOD is always faithful. He has never let me down even when I mess up pretty badly, which is very often (LOL)
    Keep up the good work and expecting more wonderful things from you this year.
    Happy new year,
    A Togolese fan